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You have to have a sense of humour when horses are involved! Share your favourite horse jokes and anecdotes here.


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Judge's comments
When my horse jumped out of the arena during my dressage test, the judge wrote, "unfortunate exit.
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Monday
21 Apr 2014
19:04
aerd
Try not to laugh too hard…
And what about the horse that walked into a bar and the barman said "why the long face?
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Friday
09 Mar 2012
14:59
Jzee
Climbing pony
When I was 11 I received my dressage pony.
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Friday
21 Jan 2011
13:36
Salta007
Circus pony
When I was a child, and that was 50 years ago, the riding school used to get sent ponies to see if they were suited to riding school or to sell on to others peeps.
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Wednesday
19 Jan 2011
13:45
joallan
Riding a race finish in wet weather
The best way of teaching a young apprentice jockey to ride a wet weather finish: get boy/girl to sit astride the saddle cleaning rack with his hands on reins and a whip, with great encouragement from the other lads he is given the countdown to the line, and running commentary on his opponents, just as he reaches the finishing line, his pals throw a big bucket of water in his face to simulate a heavy downpour!
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Monday
19 Jul 2010
08:01
joallan
Owners v Horses IQ
One of the ladies in the yard (and her daughter) decided to help me by bringing my boy in from the field .
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Friday
05 Feb 2010
11:39
joallan
Pooh Trees!
I would have been much happier if they'd left it on the ground :)
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Tuesday
27 Oct 2009
13:30
One lady
No such thing as a quiet ride!
There was a short break in the rain today so I persuaded my friend to go for a quick 15min trot round the block.
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Wednesday
07 Oct 2009
19:03
One lady
Possibly the funniest thing to happen to me on horseback!
The funniest thing to happen to me was not only funny for the people watching but highly embarssing for my instuctor.
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Saturday
02 May 2009
12:10
PatrickMcSmall
Horse 'ditties'
I once heard about these people who were selling a 12 hand childs pony.
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Wednesday
15 Apr 2009
14:11
AnnyPants

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